Seorang guru lukisan sedang melihat kertas lukisan milik pelajarnya yang paling malas.
Cikgu : "Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie Abu, kosong je?"
Murid : "Kuda makan rumput, cikgu!"
Cikgu : "Rumputnya mana?"
Murid : "Sudah habis dimakan kuda, cikgu,"
Cikgu : "Habis tu, kudanya mana?"
Murid : "Sudah pergi, cikgu! Kalau rumputnya sudah habis, buat apa kuda tu masih di situ?"
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Isnin, 29 November 2010
Ketawalah...
Jumaat, 26 November 2010
Maher Zain Barakallahulakuma Lyrics
We're here on this special day
Our hearts are full of pleasure
A day that brings the two of you
Close together
We're gathered here to celebrate
A moment you'll always treasure
We ask Allah to make your love
Last forever
Let's raise our hands and make Do'a
Like the Prophet taught us
And with one voice
Let's all say, say, say
بارك الله لكما وبارك عليكما
وجمع بينكما في خير
بارك الله لكما وبارك عليكما
وجمع بينكما في خير
From now you'll share all your chores
Through heart-ship to support each other
Together worshipping Allah
Seeking His pleasure
We pray that He will fill your life
With happiness and blessings
And grants your kids who make your home
Filled with laughter
Let's raise our hands and make Do'a
Like the Prophet taught us
And with one voice
Let's all say, say, say
بارك الله لكما وبارك عليكما
وجمع بينكما في خير
بارك الله
بارك الله لكم ولنا
الله بارك لهما
الله أدم حبهما
الله صلّي وسلّم على رسول الله
الله تب علينا
الله ارض عنا
الله اهد خطانا
على سنة نبيناLet's raise our hands and make Do'a
Like the Prophet taught us
And with one voice
Let's all say, say, say
بارك الله لكما وبارك عليكما
وجمع بينكما في خير
Through heart-ship to support each other
Together worshipping Allah
Seeking His pleasure
We pray that He will fill your life
With happiness and blessings
And grants your kids who make your home
Filled with laughter
Let's raise our hands and make Do'a
Like the Prophet taught us
And with one voice
Let's all say, say, say
بارك الله لكما وبارك عليكما
وجمع بينكما في خير
بارك الله
بارك الله لكم ولنا
الله بارك لهما
الله أدم حبهما
الله صلّي وسلّم على رسول الله
الله تب علينا
الله ارض عنا
الله اهد خطانا
على سنة نبيناLet's raise our hands and make Do'a
Like the Prophet taught us
And with one voice
Let's all say, say, say
بارك الله لكما وبارك عليكما
وجمع بينكما في خير
Selasa, 9 November 2010
THE AMAZING RACE KAA SMKPG
Penat tol main THE AMAZING RACE KAA SMKPG (TARAKA) ... First naik bilik seminar tingkat 4 tu wat nama ngan logo team (Jihad Syuzuran)....Pastu turun balik pegi surau wat kemahiran B.Arab (Kitorang cheat) ....Pasthree pegi court sebelah dewan main turunkan gelang rotan dengan straight (Cheat lagi ) ...Pasfour pegi astaka buat puzzle ( x Cheat )....Pasfive gi taman2 yg ada kt skola tu (kne jalan itik ,jalan dalam gelang rotan ,cari batu ,nyanyi lagu fe'el & cari buah limau )....Checkpoint terakhir kena letak barang yang dipakai sepanjang kon yang ada (nsib baik pakai baju 2 helai) .... Last skali duduk astaka citekan pengalaman yg ddapati spnjg TARAKA tu sampai balik... Lepak....
Ahad, 7 November 2010
Jalan2
Khamis lepas ,,Ish gi jalan2 kat Sungai Rengit ngan family... Tido semalam je kat hotel... Esoknya dalam kul 12 tengahari btolak pegi laut nak mandi... Ibu suruh mandi lepas smbhyg Jumaat ... Balik je smbhyg Jumaat tu ... Hujan pun turun ...Sedih... Tapi abah ajak pegi Tanjung Balau pulak... Nasib baik x hujan tapi dalam setengah jam lps tu hujan pun turun.... Alahai lah hujan....
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